Live from New York City, it’s the Wendy Williams Show. ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Feel, feel, feel it ♪ ♪ Feel, feel it, it, feel it ♪ ♪ Feel it, feel it, feel it ♪ ♪ Let’s go, come on, you need it ♪ ♪ How you doin’ ♪ ♪ How, how, how, how you doin’ ♪ Now, here’s Wendy. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (audience whoops) ♪ How you doin’ ♪ Thank you. Thank you for watching our show. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Say hello to my co-host, my studio audience. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) How you doin’? How you doin’? I’m doin’ okay. Let’s get started. It’s time for? Hot Topics. Yes, come on. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (deep bass music) (Wendy sighs) (some audience members scream for Wendy) Thank you, I love more. And thank you for making those fans. How endearing. We gave you a present.
Yes All right, I can’t do that now though. No, no, we already gave it, you can do it later. Okay, I just don’t have it. It’s the fur cuffs. Oh.
Fur cuff. Very nice. Let me see the fan, I like the fan. (audience laughs) I bejeweled it, look. Cool, no, I see. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Yeah. You know we like the razzle dazzle here. Let me tell you somethin’ right now. We’re almost 50 days into our knowledge about this coronavirus. I think they said 47 yesterday. I’m just rounding it up. Okay, so here’s what’s goin’ on. Coachella, they’re saying, will most likely be postponed until October. (audience murmurs) Well, it’s a little chillier in October so then the germs aren’t festering as much. Look, I don’t know what’s goin’ on. (audience laughs) So if you’re goin’ to Coachella, forget about it. Then they have another thing called Rage Against The Machine. It’s called the Stagecoach Festival. Yeah.
Right, right, right. That’s been canceled also, and that’s the one where the country artists, they festival out. Between these two concerts, both concerts bring a combined $1.4 billion each year. Wow. You see what I’m saying? I don’t even know what to believe about this corona, because if you’re gonna put that kind of money, throw it off to the side, ’cause both concerts might not ever get done at all. (audience murmurs) I mean they say postponed. Well, we don’t know what’s gonna happen in October. If you’re gonna put that kinda money on the line, then what’s in this for me and you? I mean is there corona in here? I have no idea. (audience laughs)
(audience murmurs) I have no idea. But there are new rules. The new rule is that I’m doin’ most of the show from right here in this chair. You all grab that microphone. We can do Ask Wendy. I’m gonna talk across. Mhm, mhm. (audience laughs) I’m very serious. (audience applauds) I don’t feel sick. I don’t feel sick but who wants to get sick? (audience murmurs) I mean I thought I was good with the elbow bumpin’ but I’m not elbow or bumpin’ either. (audience laughs) It’s very unfortunate. Speaking of fortune, Wheel of Fortune, they will be taped with Alex Trebek, who you know is battling pancreatic cancer, and he will have no audience. And then also, Jeopardy, you heard about this. I mean Jeopardy and then Wheel of Fortune with Pat Sajak. Pat Sajak
Pat and Vanna. Right, so it’ll just be he and Vanna. She’ll be flippin’ the cards and he’ll be, and there’ll be no audience, but he was battling the stomach thing. So they’re on the sickly list. Now if you’re sickly, they don’t want you comin’ outta the house. But sickly is relative to how you think of sickly. I mean they’re also older men, older people. So sometimes, all right, well, all right. Personally speaking, they both have so much money, I don’t know why they’re just not in the house. (audience laughs) They don’t need that money. I mean how many people in here have asthma, clap. (few audience applauds) Okay, well, you realize, you all are supposed to be home. (audience laughs) Up here, Suzanne? Brendan has it. Yeah, well, he’s supposed to be home too. Uh-huh, oh no, he’s gotta come into work with me, mhm. But he has it. But he has to take medicine every day for it. The pump? Yes.
Yeah. Yeah, morning and night, mm. Well, they’re saying asthma is a thing. And anybody over 50. Why am I here? (audience laughs) And then look, look. (audience applauds) The strip clubs are now involved. Oh no. Now first of all. (audience murmurs) Okay, see, now see, now see. (audience laughs)
(audience murmurs) Some strip clubs are giving out hand sanitizers and face masks to customers who want them. One in particular’s called The Little Darling. That’s out in Vegas. I’ve heard of that place. And then there’s one in Tampa on account I used to do business in Tampa (laughs) so I know about this place. (audience laughs) Been there before. Called Deja Vu Showgirls, in Tampa. These two places, are they leading, first of all, if the corona’s out here, why are you busy goin’ to a strip club? (audience laughs) (audience applauds) Do you need a lap dance that bad? (audience laughs) If I was a stripper, I wouldn’t even show up for work. I’d go back to school and get a formidable job. This is not good. No. (laughs) And you know I love the girls at the strip club but girls, all that sweatin’. (audience laughs) That’s what I’m sayin’. (audience laughs) And then all the schools that are closed. It was a constant scroll on the news this morning. I don’t know whether you got dressed watching the news. Constant scroll of school systems being closed and schools being closed. And the people who have kids in elementary school, how do you deal with that? If one teacher is sick then you send that one teacher home and find a new school facility because if you got a seven-year-old, now all of a sudden, how do you go out as a parent and make your living, because now you gotta stay home with the kid. The school is not providing daycare for the kids, or at least I haven’t heard that. I have not heard that. So the schools are not, and Corey Feldman, I am mad at you. Oh. Okay. Woke up this morning and I see your text, Marco, ’cause I had already gone to sleep. I didn’t even know what you were talkin’ about. You said like, “Why isn’t this working?” I thought you text somebody different. I totally forgot about it, when I woke up this morning. I asked Marco to watch and I asked the staffers around here to watch, bring in your receipts, hand it into HR, you’ll get your $20 back. (audience laughs) Marco, look. Look, look, look. So I call up. Well, Boof actually called me up. Tried to make me break lent. Oh. Well, look, no, but he’s very thoughtful, and he knows I like to eat. He likes to watch me eat. So he was in Brooklyn and he called me up. He said, “I have to DJ tonight “but I’m gettin’ you some food. “I just sent you the menu.” Isn’t that thoughtful? Yeah. “I sent you the menu on your phone. “Look to see what you want. And so I said, “Just bring me the macaroni pie”, ’cause I can eat that, I didn’t give that up for lent. I gave up beef, except for on March? 17th.
The 17th, yep, on Tuesday, St. Patrick’s Day, I gotta have my corned beef and cabbage, and I want somebody to come in here and cook it. Perfect. (audience applauds) I gotta. Yeah. And I gave up social media. I’m not messin’ around so you go to WendyShow.com, whatever these people put up there is what they put. I’m not puttin’, nope. Oh, and the St. Patrick’s Day Parade is canceled in Staten Island and Boston. (audience murmurs) Do you know how Irish both places are? Very. Do you know how disheartening it is to know that Manhattan’s having our parade, I don’t mind that, but everybody in the world now, and they canceled the one in Ireland. How you cancelin’ a St. Patrick’s Day parade in Ireland? (audience murmurs) And we’re not supposed to be worried about corona? (audience murmurs) You want everybody to come into our city? Coughin’. (audience laughs) Yep, yep. And I know my crew, everybody turns Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. (audience laughs) You all, you all, I’ll order you some hooch and put it around in the back, okay? Just don’t go out there. (audience applauds) Yeah. Don’t get sick. So I tell Boof, I said, “All right, Boof, “the macaroni pie and then surprise me “with something else.” And I’m allergic to nothing. I always have to remind him of that. So what does he bring? He brought oxtail empanadas. (audience murmurs) Honey. I didn’t swallow. (audience murmurs) No, no, listen, no, but I chewed, a little bite, ’cause everything was still hot, which is great. I chewed a little bite that’s crust was flaky and delicious. It squirted it in my mouth. It was all juicy with the right amount of juice. It was all shredded. Now who doesn’t love an oxtail? I know that’s the, (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) oh, see, you see, now see? I just hate to be reminded that it’s the tail of the cow. Oh. The tail of the cow, but if they do it, and I never had a empanada before. So then I spit it back out, threw it away, and wrapped them ever so delicately, put ’em in the freezer ’cause I’m waiting for lent to be over. And then between that and a salami sandwich. Mhm. (audience laughs) So anyway, back to Corey Feldman. Corey, you know I love you, and we’ve known each other for a long time. But you knew that this was never going to happen, or at least I did. While you were here sitting on the couch, there were a few things that you said that I’m lookin’ at real crookedy. Like number one, that you will act again. No, you won’t. (audience laughs) People aren’t hiring Corey or Feldman, you know what I’m saying? He’s a lovely man but he’s part of a movement that is so necessary. Molesting and raping children. It’s so necessary. And even as he was talkin’ about promoting that thing for $20 that we were supposed to be watchin’ last night at 11, I knew in my mind, I said this is not gonna happen. But I put Hot Topics on it to pay the $20 and so on and so forth. Boofy, he helped me, well, he had to go to the club. So he was only over, just to help me, “Can you just hook it up, Boof, hook it up?” And you saw, Boof, nothin’ happened. He helped me send the $20 and everything. Now, I want my $20 back. (audience murmurs) (audience applauds) Marco, 20. We got like three different $20 players in Hot Topics. Yes. How many of you all watched it? Well, two of us tried to watch it. I mean paid the $20 because we want our money back. Yeah, me and Jim Brookman. Okay, so good. Corey, you owe this show $80. (audience laughs) On the strength of I don’t even know where you thought this was going to actually happen. He held the live screening in LA at the same time, 11 o’clock, but it got sabotaged. He’s blaming it on the hackers. We had one of our spies right there, that’s how we got this footage. There’s Corey in the black on the stage. We don’t have the volume for you because it was really muffled. But all the seats were full. I mean you see a few empty seats there in the front but no, there were, would you look at that? Would you look at that? And they saw it, because they were there, but we couldn’t see it. So they don’t need their money back. Clap if you tried to watch. Clap if you tried. Oh. One person. Which one, who tried? Zoom her in on the camera. With the crown. Oh, with the crown, happy birthday. Listen, oh behind, happy birthday to you too. All right, did you come through for you? I planned my whole day around this. You know what a struggle it is to be up at 11 o’clock when you gotta be up? I took a nap around five o’clock. (Norman laughs) And then Boof called like 10:30 and he came through with the food. By the time I woke up, I was refreshed. I was like “Come on, Boofy, “help hook this up, let’s watch together.” I paid the $20 already. He said, “No, I gotta go to the club.” I said, “All right, well, good, “put the food down and hook it up.” All right, we learned, or at least I learned nothing new about what these people found out inside. And what they found out inside, mind you, I went to bed like 10 after 11, I’m done. Corey accused Charlie Sheen of raping Corey Haim when he was 13 years old. Now the two Coreys are best friends. One passed away. Haim passed away. I heard this before years ago, you all, so for me personally, as a gossipnista or whatever, I wasn’t shocked. I wanted to hear something different. Now maybe you’re shocked at that but don’t you remember, that came out? Don’t you remember the movie that was on, I’m not sure what– Lifetime. It was on Lifetime? Uh-huh. Now look here, Lifetime, (audience laughs) I might let him keep my $20 or send it to you when he sends it to me if you just play that movie tonight. I’ll get another good, old nap. I’ll stay up till 11 and wait. That movie was really, really good. There was a scene where Haim and Feldman were on the set with, yeah, “The Tale of Two Coreys”. It tells you just enough. Anyhoo, there was a scene where Haim and Feldman are walking and they get to Charlie Sheen’s trailer and Haim starts to walk up the steps and into the trailer, and looks back at Feldman like help. (audience murmurs) Now you see, yeah, now you see. And Charlie Sheen has denied all of this, and the National Enquirer then followed up by writing about it. I remember the article, I remember the movie, I remember that scene. I wasn’t shocked by any of this, Corey Feldman. But anyhoo, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. I’m not talking to you now. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) And he was raising money so chances are you won’t get your $20 back because your $20 was supposed to be going so that he got a bigger server or somethin’ he said. Right. Just post it on YouTube. Just put it out. No, the YouTube will be hacked as well. How ’bout just go home and sit down and be glad that you’re not dead in the Guayas River. Right, right. For talkin’ about such high-powered people. Right. In such a way. (audience applauds) Did he ever talk about who touched him or it was only– He did, he named two men, but I have never heard of these two men. One was like a former manager and another was a nightclub owner. Well, anyway. So you know I love Court TV. I love talk shows, I love Court TV, daytime TV’s my favorite. Over at Divorce Court, do you watch Judge Lynn Toler? Yes. (audience applauds) What I love about Judge Lynn is she is a real judge, and she’s married and stuff, but she’s taking judging to a whole new level because she wears, well, lip gloss like a stripper. Oh. Oh, her lips are always poppin’. A little too poppin’ for a judge. But I got used to it and I like it, right? Then she talks real slick to the people she’s tryin’ to judge. I like it. Then she started showin’ thigh. She wears a really short judge thing. You see her thigh poppin’ out. It’s not very judge-like but this is what you want, I’ve gotten used to it. Then she changed her set. It doesn’t even look like a judge’s proper setting. It looks like she, look, look, all I’m sayin’ is, but Judge says she’s leaving the show after being there for 13 years. Leaving the show. Just sayin’. Maybe she was fired, I don’t know. (audience murmurs) I don’t know. Why would you get rid of her? Everybody in this room just lit up and clapped. I watch her every day, she’s a friend of our show. But we have another friend to our show too. Judge Faith Jenkins will be taking over. Oh. (audience applauds) I love her too. Yeah. She had her own judge show. I think it still plays in certain pockets of the country, but it doesn’t get played on the main TV anymore. But she’s younger so maybe you could say well, she’s younger. Well, no, she might be younger, but this Toler is still hittin’ and holdin’. And she’s got the hot plaintiff, I mean bailiff. (Norman laughs) The bailiff. Little man with a little swirl about him. (laughs) Right. I don’t know what his background is but I like to watch him. (audience laughs) Good, high, hard booty. (audience laughs) (Norman laughs) But if you noticed, every day, it’s the same show. So would you just do something, you judge shows. Fans are upset about Judge Lynn leaving, but she did post a video, being a good sport. Take a look. Judge Faith, she’s good-lookin’ and she’s smart and she’s capable, and I think she’ll take Divorce Court to another level. People don’t like new things but I’m saying give her a chance ’cause she’s really good at what she does. She’s gonna be different, she’s gonna be good. So that’s how you go out. (audience applauds) Congratulations Judge Faith. Oh, and Judge Faith, wait, the best part of the story, congratulations on your wedding over the weekend. She married who? Kenny Lattimore. Oh. (audience applauds) (audience laughs) Judge Faith, I have a secret to tell you but I can’t. (audience murmurs) Nope. (audience murmurs) By the way, no, no, no, anyway. Look, so weird, I was about to hop up off my chair but nope, I’ll stay seated, nobody cough. Norman, stay at your podium. Don’t touch anything. Okay, right. (laughs) Suzanne?
Uh-uh. Don’t walk too close.
Nope, nope. Use your scarf as a mask. Oh, I’ve been wearin’ this, uh-huh. Yep, and we’ve got more great show for you. We’re gonna do the best we can. (audience cheers)
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