Confession: I Farted In Class And My Friend Got Detention!
19
November

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /


One day at music class, we were learning the
recorder, and the music teacher, she’s like a small gnome, an evil troll gnome hag. Creepy, actually sometimes I’m kinda scared of her, and I
have nightmares, and she haunts my dreams. And, so we were learning the recorder and my friends
and I were all sitting together, and, I farted. It wasn’t just any fart, it wasn’t just a squeak, it was like *explosive fart sound* like a nuclear
explosion kind of, it was, it was giant. And so, my friend, he is a troublemaker, and
the music teacher really hates him, she was like, “YOU! GO BACK TO THE CLASSROOM!” And, he was just
like “WHAT?!?”, and everyone was laughing and they were like “Dude!” and everyone
was all mad at him. And he kept telling the teacher, “oh, it
wasn’t me!” and the teacher was like “Don’t talk back
to me!” He ended up going to the principal. I felt really bad cause he was getting
in trouble for my “explosion”. After class, I went back to the music room,
and I owned up for the… fart. It was really embarrassing, cause I kinda
had to confess about farting to a teacher. I was like, “Hi, um, I was the one that
made the fart.” She was like, “I’m very disappointed in
you!” and, I wanted to be like, “Well we’re all humans, we all fart!” “I say justice for farting!” *music for the
justice of farts* But um, I didn’t cause, probably if I said
that, I’d be sent home. So, that was basically it, I apologized to
my friend, he was still kinda mad cause, what can I say, I got him sent to the principal. But, we’re good now so, hopefully no more fart incidents.


100 thoughts on “Confession: I Farted In Class And My Friend Got Detention!

  1. Go back to the classroom AHAAA

    I’m very disappointed with you

    We all humans we all fart NOOO NOO MO DOO DOO

    those parts had me cracking up

  2. "I'm very disappointed in you!"
    For what?! I'm sorry miss, but we're all not witches who can use curses to hold in your 80 year old fart.

  3. sometimes teachers fart and they accuse students! these teachers have to get their ass hole sewn with a needle and thread or closed by a hot glue gun!

  4. Your not the only one i did XD farted in class and then im like: eww who did that
    My classromm: giggles who did that?😂😂

  5. I am dying from laughing!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  6. I farted at our class and then th teacher said who farted
    Then i said that was my seatmate teacher
    The teacher said o really
    Then i said yes
    Then you are the one who farted beacuse you are blaiming her 🤣😂😅thats my story 😀

  7. The many voices of the teacher
    1 ROAR
    2 Witch(plus neck snap)
    3 meany head (anyone who knows where's that's from high praise)
    4 nice-ish witch
    Bonus round
    5 teacher fart

  8. Literally yesterday at school I walked into the bathroom and there was this guy at one of those thingys that you pee in and I went into the stall to pee, and I farted literally 4 times. I didn’t hear him say nothing but it was awesome I always try to rip a loud fart when I’m in the bathroom and I know someone is in there too

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