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– [Nick] DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (record scratches) (hip-hop beat plays) Uh oh, uh oh, clap your hands, y’all. Clap your hands, y’all. ♪ Y’all, y’all, y’all, I’m looking. ♪ ♪ I guess it’s ladies night,
and the feeling’s right, ♪ ♪ We got some queens in the
building, and it’s dynamite. ♪ ♪ And you know, I don’t even
comb and I ain’t got it, ♪ ♪ But why the whole black squad smell ♪ ♪ Like hair care products? ♪ (audience laughs) (bell dings) – [Woman] Okay. ♪ Yeah you do a lot of things,
but you have no clue. ♪ ♪ I got a whole damn family
that can out hustle you. ♪ (audience cheers) – Facts.
(bell dings) Facts, facts, (laughs). – Yo, Conceited, come here. DJ D-Wrek, can you cut the beat? (record scratches) (audience cheers) King of the Wildstyle. You famous for saying “DJ, drop the beat.” Well, I know you think
Imma say something gay like “DC, come over here and drop the meat.” (audience cheers) (bell dings)
But I ain’t. Okay, okay, okay. I’m through, I’m through. I’m through ‘Cause, I’m through, ’cause Con, Justina says she (beep)
you your (beep) so small and (beep) I’m just gonna
walk right past you. (audience cheers) (buzzer sounds) – [Conceited] Ay yo Jason
I know you don’t want play, (grunts) somebody had to
tell you this someday (beep) your booty (beep) is more packed
than Cascades on a Sunday. (audience laughs) (bell dings) – [DC] (laughs) Hold up
Con, I ain’t gonna lie man, with you up here I
don’t know what Imma do. I bet when you fart your
booty (beep) is like, “poof”. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (hip-hop beat plays) – [Man] Yeah I know ya’ll in trouble. – [Justina] Come here Swag okay. Uh I’m like look, Yvng Swag, you way too bummy. Why you up here stuntin’
in a Fashion Nova onesie? And Mimi we know you can’t rap, you such a (beep) ’cause your whole life you’ve been eatin’ cat. (buzzer sounds)
B. Simone it’s clear, I’m a true hustler. You’re the only (beep) I know
that has to pay the customer. HitMan it’s cool you
fixed your teeth and all, now your teeth not tiny but
your (beep) still small. (audience cheers) – [Man] Hold up. – [Justina] Hey stay right there. – [DC] Cut that (beep) out. Hell no Justina you ain’t
finna go at my team. I can’t believe you did this, your (beep) is like the
Underground Atlanta, because everything down
there going out of business. (audience laughs) (bell dings) – [Justina] Ay well DC I’m the bomb baby, you need that spark. Your booty (beep) is as
wide as Piedmont Park. (audience cheers) (buzzer sounds) – Should’ve got some ass shots. And Imma knock at the door, look at your nose (beep)
it’s not even yours. (audience laughs) She only can breath out
the left side (laughs) ’cause the doctor (beep) up on the right. (audience laughs) – DC you don’t want that smoke. Everyday you doin’ (screeches), ’cause you ain’t got no joke. – I do got a joke, you just gotta listen. You probably can’t hear me
’cause your voice keep (snarls). (audience laughs) (bell continuously dings) (air horn blares) – [Nick] DJ D-Wrek now who won this game? – I gotta give that to the red squad. Make some noise for the red squad. (audience cheers) – Would ya’ll make some
noise for (inaudible) (Wild’N Out theme song)

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