Dirty In 30 Seconds (GAME)
16
October

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– Today… we’re gonna get dirty.
– Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good! Mythical! Morning!
– We have made an appearance… – …in the upcoming film “Dirty 30″…
– Woo-wee! …starring our friends Hannah, Grace,
and Mamrie. It was a lot of fun. I mean, we ended up spooning each other
on a couch, but it was… – …it was still fun,.
– That was you?! – (laughing) Yeah.
– Whoa, man. I gotta rethink things now. – You were in the back.
– (laughing) – How did you not know it was me?
– I was not paying attention. I blacked… – …it all out, man. We always have fun…
– Me too. …with these three ladies, so we thought
we would bring them on the show and have some more fun as we play
Getting Dirty in 30… Seconds. – Please welcome to the show Hannah Hart!
– (canned applause and Link cheering) – Grace Helbig! And Mamrie Hart!
– Woo! (clapping) – Come on in, ladies!
– (Hahhah) Ahh, oh. – I see you guys all dressed the same.
– (ladies) Yeah! Or slightly different.
What are the chances? – This is our look, man.
– Yeah. This is how we get… …dressed up to promote a movie
that we made. – (everyone offscreen laughing)
– Yes, exactly! – This looks like good, clean fun!
– It’s actually gonna be kinda dirty. – Are you ready to get dirty?
– Yeah! – In 30?
– Okay, here’s how this is gonna work. We’re all in different positions right now,
like a volleyball team. And we are going to rotate, so I’m just the host for the
first round. Here’s what’s gonna happen. The host is going to ask a question
to the two of you that are in this pool right here. It will be dirty- or 30-themed.
I don’t know exactly what that means, but I’m gonna find out in a second,
along with you, okay? – (Mamrie) All right.
– When you think you have the answer… …you hit the buzzer. Then a 30-second
clock starts. At that point, the person who hit the buzzer says an answer.
If you get it right, the other person… – …gets some… dumped on their head.
– (interjecting) DIRTY! Okay? But if they get it wrong, then the
next person has a chance to get it. And it goes back and forth for 30 seconds
until somebody gets it right. If somebody doesn’t get it right,
you both get dumped. – (Mamrie) Oh!
– Oh, good. Mamrie and I have never… – …been dumped at the same time.
– I know! So [great]. – Are you ready for Round 1?
– Yeah! – Are you ready for Round 1?
– Not at all! – Let’s do it!
– ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪ I’ve got my bucket. Hannah, you’ve
got your bucket? – I’ve got my bucket!
– Oh my god! – It’s gonna be nice!
– It’s so sloshy! – Link looks so excited.
– Okay, here’s your question. – (Mamrie) Oh no!
– (Grace) Okay. In the United States, you must be
at least 30 years old to be a blank. – (buzzer) (buzzer)
– President. – (incorrect buzzer sound with mouth) Ehh!
– A… solid member of society. – (Rhett) No!
– Uh… rent a plane. – (everyone laughing)
– (Rhett) No! 17 seconds! – Uh, rent a car!
– Um, to be, oh no, an army general! – 10 seconds!
– Nurse! – Uh, to be a decent human.
– (Rhett) No! – Uh, to be a DJ.
– No! – To be in our upcoming film, Dirty 30?
– No! – (incorrect buzzer)
– Um, too old to beat this? Ugh. I’m sorry, ladies.
The answer was senator. – (multiple gasps)
– Senator! – And that means ya both get dumped.
– Oh my god! (repeated) – (screaming)
– (Hannah) Happy [dumping]! – (screaming)
– (wet splattering) – (Link) Ah! That’s just mud.
– Oh, gosh. Wow, that’s dirty. – Ah, it’s warm and cold at the same time!
– (Rhett laughing) – Do it already!
– Close your mouth! – No! Ahhh!
– (wet splattering) – (Rhett laughing) Oh! Oh!
– (Mamrie) Oh, it’s so [peat-y]! – A lot of face coverage on that one.
– I missed your whole face, Grace. – Yeah. That space bun did its job.
– The bun blocked it. – Congratulations! Okay!
– (empty thumping) – Round 2! Let’s rotate! – ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪
– Okay, it’s Round 2. – Yeah.
– (Grace) Rhett versus Hannah. – Let’s play fair.
– (Link) Got a mud bucket. Link has his bucket. Mamrie has her bucket.
And we’re not gonna tell them what’s… – …in these buckets.
– I thought it was dirt! – Different every round.
– Different every round. Mamrie, you look like you just got back
from the gameshow Survivor. – (everyone offscreen laughing)
– You did not win. – I got…
– Okay, Rhett and Hannah. – Are you ready?
– (Rhett and Hannah) Yes! One in five Americans have suffered from
and infestation of blank. – (buzzer)
– (Grace) Hannah. – Lice?
– Wrong! – Roaches.
– Incorrect. – Bedbugs?
– Correct! (bell dinging) – Ohhhh!
– You got one! – You are so lucky! You are so lucky!
– (Rhett) How did you… – How did you know that?
– I grew up around a lot of dirt. – (everyone laughing)
– Okay, that looks like Rhett’s about… – …to get dirty.
– I gonna say “herpes” next, so… – Make sure you go right on that face.
– Oh, wait. Sorry guys. – Should he do both buckets? – Oh!
– Yeah, no! No! Just one! – That’s a good idea!
– (laughing) – (Mamrie) Oh my gosh!
– Okay. Whenever you guys are ready. – Ready, steady…
– (everyone yelling) – (wet splattering)
– Oh, it smells good. – (Mamrie) It smells great!
– What is it? – It smells really good.
– He’s just a little pancake. – It’s pancake syrup!
– You got maple syrup? – Mmmm… It’s really nice.
– Your hair… – Look at these beauty secrets.
– I got it on my knee a little. – Your hair protected your whole face.
– Yeah. You don’t need hair gel… – …any more for the rest of your life.
– Should I touch it? (everyone babbling) Oh, good. Peace is restored to
the earth. – (laughing)
– What is that? Is that Mrs. Butterworth’s? – Oh, brand deal.
– (Hannah) Aunt Jemima? Mrs. Butterworth’s: she tastes better
when she’s on you. – (laughing)
– You heard it here first. ♪ (tock music and a gong) ♪ – Round Number 3!
– Yeah! – Contestants.
– Yes. I’m fine. How are you doing? – I don’t wanna be dirty like you.
– (everyone laughing) Well, you said that you hated yellow,
so maybe it’s better to change the… – …color of your shirt.
– Yeah, it’s not my color. – Good news, guys.
– (Link) I’m gonna go with green. – I sniffed it, and I still have no idea.
– (everyone laughing) Contestants, the dirty dancing in the
move Dirty Dancing… – Awww!
– …is a mix of grinding and blank. – (buzzer)
– Waltz? – (incorrect buzzer sound with mouth) Ehh!
– (Link) Uh… tango! – (Hannah) Ehh!
– Foxtrot! – (Hannah) Ehh!
– Um, slinking. – (laughing) Slinking?!
– Hip hop! – Ehh!
– More grinding! – (Hannah) Ehh!
– Ballroom dancing! – Ehh!
– Grinding and pushing! – Ehh!
– Lifting! – Mmmm-stroking!
– Ehh! – Hip hop!
– (confused) Ehh?! – Um, ballroom?
– (even more confused) Ehh?! – Sexy — sexy dancing.
– (incorrect buzzer) – Ehhhhhh!
– (Link and Grace) What is it?! – Salsa!
– (laughing) You said tango! – I said tango!
– Oh no! (laughing) – I thought you were gonna get it there.
– Who guessed salsa? – Lifts the girl over the head?
– Oh, I wish we had salsa to… – …dump on them.
– I know! – Lost opportunity!
– I thought that that’s what was… – …gonna happen.
– (Rhett) Okay, Link, why don’t… – …you go first?
– Why don’t I? – Yeah.
– (Mamrie) Yeah, all right. – (Grace) That yellow…
– Is it cold? – I don’t know! (laughing)
– This is payback! – (Grace) Oh my god. Oh!
– (everyone yelling) – (Link yelling)
– That is horrible. – Oh my god, what is it?!
– It’s slime! Yeah, it’s like Nickelodeon slime,
I think. – (laughing)
– What?! – Okay. Grace, are you ready?
– Okay. I’m ready. – Is it edible? (spits) Nope.
– (Grace screams) – (Rhett) Right on the bun!
– (Grace screaming) – (Mamrie) Oh my, there it goes!
– (Grace laughing) – (Link) Look up, girl! Look at the sky!
– (Mamrie) Uncover that face! – (Link) Look at the sky!
– (Hannah) Look to the sky. – Can you breathe?
– (Rhett) It’s like a broken frozen… – …yogurt machine.
– I feel like I’m in my own… – …personal carwash.
– (Rhett laughing) – Somehow your bangs protected you!
– Look at her face! – (everyone laughing)
– (Link) You look like a knight! – (Rhett) She looks like a knight!
– You look like a freakin’ knight! – (everyone laughing)
– What?! – (Rhett) Look at Link!
– Do I look like a knight? – You look like The Mask.
– You look like a really unsuccessful… – …member of Blue Man Group.
– Blue Man Group! – What do they do?
– Grace, what forcefield does… – …your face have? Seriously!
– (rhythmically tapping) – I don’t know. It’s the foundation I use!
– (laughing) ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪ All right, Hannah. This is your
last chance of getting dirty. – Yep!
– (Grace) Join us, Hannah! – “Join us!”…
– (everyone laughing) – …said the weird alien babe!
(Rhett) “Join us, Hannah!” – (everyone laughing)
– Don’t ever look at me like… – …that again!
– 2016 look. – Okay. Here we go.
– Okay. – You’re gettin’ dirty.
– (scared) Uh! – Ready?
– (Mamrie and Hannah) Yes. Traditionally, on the 30th wedding
anniversary, you give a gift… – …of blanks!
– (buzzer) – Wood!
– Bronze! – Diamond.
– Silver? – Paper.
– Coal? – Steel!
– 30 years, blanks. – Gold!
– Uh, ruby! – Emerald!
– Amethyst! – Uh, uh, sa–!
– Sapphire! No, ah! Ee, ah, ee, ah!
Ooh, opal! – Blanks.
– (Mamrie and Hannah) Blanks? – [How many] blanks! Guns!
– (everyone laughing) – [Song!]
– (incorrect buzzer) – (everyone yelling)
– Oh, and the right answer is pearls! – (Mamrie and Hannah) Ohhh!
– You coulda got it, but you didn’t! – Pearls!
– All right. Are you ready? I should have just named the
Crystal Gems! – We should dump Hannah first.
– Okay, lemme see how this works. – She’s got some catching up to do.
– Hannah, close your eyes… – …because this is powder.
– (Hannah) Okay. – Okay, welcome to our fun club.
– And don’t breathe. Like we thought you
couldn’t look whiter. – (everyone laughing)
– Hold on, I just wanna… – Thanks, guys?
– …little bit of… – Little bit of mud.
– (everyone laughing) – (Grace) Just to make it stick!
– (everyone yelling) – You look chic.
– (everyone laughing) – (Grace) You look like Elsa from Frozen.
– You look like Helen Mirren! – ♪ (Let it go! Let it go!) ♪
– (Rhett) It has a nice [look]. (Grace) And you need a dry
shampoo anyway. – It blended right in.
– It still doesn’t feel fair. You just gotta shake off like a dog
and you’ll be fine. – Here you go, Mamrie!
– (scared) Mmmm! – (Grace) Watch your eyeballs.
– Mmmm! Ooh, it feels nice! – (laughing)
– I liked it. I liked it. Oh my god. It’s like the first snow
of the winter! – (everyone laughing)
– “The first snow of the winter!” (Link) Dumping on just you.
Wow! – Mamrie, you look delicious!
– Thank you. I liked it. I thought it was really
kinda pleasant. – Have we stumbled upon a therapy?
– (Hannah) Should you try? – Whaaa! (spitting)
– I love it! – (Hannah) I’ve been shot!
– You’re embracing it now. Well, really because I’ve always
wanted to be a human biscuit. – Good round, Mamrie.
– Thanks. – (slap)
– (everyone) Oh! ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪ – I wanna know what’s in these buckets.
– (Mamrie) Okay. Uh, your’e gonna smell what’s in these
buckets… – (Rhett disgusted) Oh!
– …right about now. It’s getting to you. – Oh, gosh!
– I smell maple syrup and… – I smell… dookie.
– (laughing) – Do you like fertilizer?
– I hope you like warm things. – Is it dookie?
– Is it fertilizer? – Shh!
– Where’d y’all harvest that dookie from? – It’s not the crew’s cookie, is it?
– Guys, let’s not stall on the dookie… – …any longer, okay?
– Oh, gosh. Round 5. On average, 67 different
types of bacteria live in a… – …person’s blank.
– (buzzer) Ha! – Mouth.
– Nope. – Uh, ears.
– Nope. – Nose.
– Nope. – Anus.
– Nope. – Hair.
– Nope. – Uh, armpits.
– Nope. – Eyes.
– Nope. – Back of… the back of your knees!
– Nope. – Toenails.
– Nope. – Oh… shoot! Beard!
– Nope. – Eyebrows!
– Nope. – T-toes!
– Nope. – Crevices.
– Nope. – (Grace squeals)
– Uh… d-d-d… um… – Five seconds!
– Uh, underwear! – Stomachs!
– Uh, nope! – Uh… liver!
– (incorrect buzzer) – Large intestine!
– It was bellybutton. – Oh!
– Bellybutton! Dang it! I said crevice!
The bellybutton’s a crevice! – It’s not a crevice. It’s round!
– (Mamrie) I don’t think so. The bellybutton can be a crevice
on some people! – You go first.
– Oh my word. Oh my god. Here we go, Rhett.
I didn’t do this. They made me do this. – (Grace disgusted) Ugh! Ugh!
– On the face! Go for the face! – (Link) Get the face! Get the face!
– I’m trying! – Oh, it’s so warm!
– (Link) What animal is it?! – Oh, it’s definitely an animal.
– What animal is it? – (Hannah) I don’t know. Ask them.
– Cow?! – (spitting) No! (coughing)
– (Hannah) Ready? (Hannah) Are you ready? Uh oh.
Sorry. Well. – Oh!
– Moooooo! – (everyone laughing)
– Ahhh! – (gagging) Oh no!
– It’s kinda like potting soil. – This is not good for any of us!
– It’s in my brain! – You look like Franekstein now!
– Ughhh! – (everyone laughing)
– Me.. me have potting soil! Make sure you can see how
dumb you look. – (laughing)
– There were no points… – …but we’re all losers.
– There’s definitely weren’t… – …any points to this.
– We’re the biggest losers. – Ugh.
– I need a water source. Thanks for liking, commenting,
and subscribing. You guys say, “You know what
time it is.” (ladies in unison) You know what
time it is! – I’m Sebastian.
– And I’m Jenny. – And this is Baby [Una].
– And we’re from Myrtle Creek, Oregon. (both) And it’s time to spin
The Wheel of Mythicality. Check out Dirty 30 in select theaters
and on Digital HD this Friday! – (ladies cheering)
– And click through to… …Good Mythical More, because we’re
gonna hang out with these ladies, because who needs to get clean
when you can just hang out… – …and talk to us?
– Yeah! – Good point, guys.
– “Rhett thinks Link’s hair… – …is food!” (laughing) Yeah!
– No, I don’t! – Oh, yeah, you do!
– (everyone laughing) – No, I don’t!
– Are ya hungry? – I’m not hungry!
– Smell it. What’s it smell like? It actually smells pretty good.
What’d you do to it? – Baaa! No it doesn’t!
– What have you been putting in it? – Ooh! No, no, no!
– Dookie and green stuff? – Cow poop!
– (laughing) – Cow poo-poo!
– Shampoop! [Captioned by Kevin:
GMM Captioning Team]


100 thoughts on “Dirty In 30 Seconds (GAME)

  1. For #1 my first guess was president and 2nd was senator and i was strong on my answer and got it right. I was literally screaming senator after president was no. Btw I’m a 6th grader we learned presidents but we were never fought that.

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  4. I knew it, the only people who watch that dumb Stephen Universe show is either very fem little kids or stupid air heads like them. Finally, I have always wondered how that show is still on, it is TERRIBLE and is trying to feminized boys. SJWs can kick rocks.

  5. rhett you probably wont see this old ass comment, on a 3 yo ep. But your the hottest thing since hot pants, and hot pockets, rawwr! Link Your a personality we could stay up all night chatting. LUVZ U BOTH. keep it up! Bird

  6. When Hannah said she should have just named the crystal gems i got suprised and happy cause i love that chartoon!!!!

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