Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. Epic Rap Battles of History.

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Epic Rap Battles of History Guy Fawkes Versus Che Guevara Begin! Guevara the terror. Fresh Kangol wearer. Ill rhyme slayer from the 60’s era. Revolting… Heavy metal rebel blood spiller. Me and my guerillas… Are a squad of killers! (Hoo!) I’m known worldwide, for my steely-eyed look. You’re famous ’cause of Alan Moore’s third best book! All the children say: “We will be like Che!” Asthmatic… But I’ll take your breath away. You tried to rebel against James the First. Here’s a tip for your next plot: Try to rehearse! I got my face on a magnet on your roommate’s fridge. Your head is on a spike up on London bridge! You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick. Got caught with a fuse, like your bars, not lit! You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy! Treat this battle like the gallows, and take another dive. As a communist, it must really hurt that your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched being plastered on posters, coasters and shirts making capitialists rich, off of you on merch! Right, I’m a pious man and I fight for the Lord! I would cut you, but I don’t want your sweat on my sword. I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name and listening to you felt pretty much the same! (Ooh!) Face it Ernesto, you’re Castro, but less so. He’s Cuba Commander, you’re more of the Destro. Revolt all you want, I don’t give two Guy Fawkes! But look at Venezuela, what you’re fighting for sucks. Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics. A group with a bad touching “little boys” habit. And this porn star pilgrim look, what’s up with that? It’s more like V, for Very bad hat! Oh! What’s the Fawkes say now? (Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!) When they cut your junk out? I’m the hardest Marxist, ever graced a banknote! You’re an error-prone terrorist, penny for the scapegoat! Don’t try to boast ’bout your banknotes with Guido. You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito! This very battle disproves your communist initiative. These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed! (Ah!) I’m Catholic, I’ve got Mass when I’m rapping. You’re an Ump-Che, that’s Bay of Pigs Latin! After what just happened, you should retire. Is it the 5th of November? ‘Cause I’m on fire!

100 thoughts on “Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. Epic Rap Battles of History.

  1. I legit didn't notice this until about my 10th watch but… The reason why Guy Fawkes blows up in flames is obviously because of the gunpowder. But what I didnt notice is that Che flicked his cigar over to Guy and that's what he was beating away. I just thought it was an exaggeration and emphasis on the word "don't".

  2. You can visibly tell that Rob was having a lot of fun while playing his character, while Peter is doing his seriously. It's pretty neat.

  3. Oh man, so many big opportunities lost with Che, so many things his opponents could have said…

    Oh and in Argentina we don't said "cabrón".

  4. Darn it! One day later, and it would've been on Marx' (and mine) birthday!

    And even though Fawkes may have some really good lines, Che wins it hard. I believe he got most people with his "Astmathic…but I'll take your breath away." All in all, he just had more good lines, maybe not as good for a battle like fawkes, but definitely better in every other Respect

  5. Young Justin Bieber vs Jojo Siwa
    (I always wish that one day I'll be a part of the ERB series, but you guys are far away from Ohio, and Im not good at rappin. I love your work and if people say Produce faster, you have to tell them that if someone gets rushed, it won't be as good as you want it to be)

  6. Should have mentioned how Guy Fawkes looks like a Three Musketeers reject.I don't know anything about either of them,so I don't give a shit who wins.I was just pointing that out.

  7. Murderer!! Torturing and executing people when he was director of Havana's notorious prison. Not to mention killing of peasants who did not want to obey him Asshole!! Kudos to Bolivia.

  8. Definitely my favorite battle of the new season and up there in my all time favorites. Makes me wish they were more willing to revisit previously used characters. This was too short and I want more Che… for rap battles, not communists. I agree that Guy won.

  9. it took me so long to realize they were related because they both revolted from their goivernment but are fighting because they revolted in different ways for different results

  10. This one and Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder sound the best to me and keep me coming back.
    All the children say "WE WILL BE LIKE CHE!"

  11. The lyrics were great, but the music lacked the upbeat tune of other ERBs, so it didnt leave much of an impact.

  12. I like the
    "As a communist it must really hurt

    That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched

    being plastered on posters, coasters and shirts

    making capitalists rich off you on merch!"
    reply to
    "I got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge"
    Good comeback

    Edit: I just realized the explosion was from the cigar Che threw that got parried into the gunpowder barrels

  13. Sorry, but Che's points were really just self-promotion and generic diss shots. Guy really twisted the knife with the capitalist line.

  14. Ideas:
    Ben Shapiro vs. Blaire White (battle of the conservatives).

    AOC vs Alex Jones (far left vs far right).

    Greta Thunberg vs John D. Rockefeller (climate activist vs maker of ExxonMobil).

    Eastern religions (Islam, Christianity, Judaism) vs Western religions (Sikhism, Jainism, Hinduism).

    Margaret Sanger vs The Virgin Mary (abortion battle).

    Kim Jong Un vs Pol Pot (Asian dictators).

    Eminem vs Kanye West.

    The Thanksgiving Turkey vs The St. Patrick's Leprechaun.

    The Rock vs Vin Diesel.

    Rambo vs Rocky Balboa.

    Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Cory Booker, Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren.

  15. I love the little details. For instance, the thing that made Guy explode was the cigar that Che tossed at him on his second verse

  16. Man, the "sword" line is pretty clever. You think they'd just rhyme it "sWord", because it sounds funny and fits the rhyme, but nah, older pronunciations of English from around Guy Fawkes' era actually did pronounce it as "sWord" instead of the modern "sord".

  17. "Cabrón" is a mexican slang, Che was from Argentina, we don't use that word here. 🙁
    Not all the latinos are from México.

  18. If they did any video game ones I think of would be cool to do The Dead Sec From Watch Dogs 2 against another group sadly I can’t figure which one to pic

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *