Hello, I’m Jory Caron, J-O-R-Y C-A-R-O-N,
host of “Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?” Can I have that in a sentence?
(gasps for breath) Sorry! Jory: (makes inhaler noise) Ah! Let’s go see what a microwave does to
an inhaler. Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this? Let’s find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory,
safety is our number-one concern. And that’s why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield.
It’s to protect our nuts, because… Riley: (has coughing fit) Can I have the inhaler?
(coughs some more) Jory: Dude, this isn’t YOUR inhaler. It’s
Decorated Donut’s! Jon: Yeah, but I think someone just let one! Yeah, well… But seriously, this won’t help!
Okay, let’s just go into our microwave laboratory. *hissing air* We also have these fans, to circulate the
air, and this new microwave right here. Her name is… What did we name her? *trumpet fanfare* Riley: (whispers) Tracy.
Tracy! That’s right- Tracy! I can’t remember sometimes. I mean, like… (whispers)
I’ve been goin’ through a lotta microwaves lately, so you know… Jon: Whoops! Yeah, this is a temp worker! (laughs) Okay,
so let’s open this bad girl up. And she’s seen a lotta abuse. Jon: This one? This is kind of evidence that
we buy these things used. Jory: So, I wonder how long I should put it
in there for? Uh… Five minutes? Six minutes! Jon: Sure, five, six, whatever! Jory: Okay, ready? Let’s go! Let’s get outta
here! Jon: So, do we think this inhaler’s gonna
explode? Jory: It’ll take awhile, though, at least
two minutes. Jon: We’ll actually be able to breathe okay
for once, following an experiment! Jory, this is your first black microwave. What do you
have to say about that? Jory: It’s not about… *inhaler explodes and shoots around* Riley: Oh! It went off! Oh! It’s sparking!
Whoa! Jon: Now it’s doin’ somethin’! It took it
[beep]in’ long enough! There’s only ten seconds left! Riley: Oh, it’s sparkin’ now! Jory: I can’t even see… Riley: You should see it! It shot out, I’m
sure the air compressed, shot around a little bit, and started sparking
like it is now. Jory: Why is it that, sometimes, I nail those
times? Jon: Awesome, dude! Just in time! And I was
worried about this Tracy chick. I wasn’t sure she’d
be able to pull her own weight, ’cause, you know, she’s only 3/5 of a microwave… Jory: Yeah, I know! Let’s go in there! Jon: Oh, wait- did I just say that out loud?
I’m sorry, I’m racist! Jory: Yeah, well, you know… Jory: I’m gonna go ahead and remove the content
of her character, and… 3 Jon: Oh! Okay! That thing jetted out. What’ve
we got, Jory? Jory: Oh, yeah… This is really hot, actually. Jon: Yeah, ya think?! Jory: Oh, you can see it bulged right there.
You may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave an inhaler? Uh, if
you have six minutes to kill… Jon: Well, if you’re using an inhaler, you
probably… Jory: You probably don’t have any time, actually… Jon: Yeah, you probably don’t. Jory: I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s not
a good idea to microwave an inhaler, because the whole
point of an inhaler is for you to actually breathe from it. Because, if you don’t, you’ll
die! Jon: And this is just gonna shoot it into
your lungs! Jory: Yeah, not gonna help out so much…
So, that’s it for “Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?” I’m your host, I’m Jory
Caron, and I’ll see you next episode. *end credits play* *inspirational music plays*