RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM!!!
12
November

RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM!!!

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

SORRY FOR MY HAIR I AM NOT FEELING WELL IM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL IT STARTED IT STARTED LAST MONDAY I DONT HAVE ASTHMA I JUST FELT SICK I JUST SAT AT THE SHOP LATER THAT NIGHT I CANT BREATH I BOUGHT SOME COUGH MEDS UNTIL YESTERDAY NO PROGRESS SO NOW ITS WEDNESDAY I STILL […]


The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper – Allergic to Propaganda
11
November

The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper – Allergic to Propaganda

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– Newsflash! The mainstream media is lying to you. Fake news CNN. Second place FOX. Leninist Etsy. Two face Kathy Pozzolana from Glen Oaks, Illinois. Stop the Facebook cat propaganda Kathy, some of us are allergic. All the ABC, CBS, NB B B B Boys II Men. We get it! They have letters. We’ve got […]



Ruby Rose Was Almost Paralyzed by a Batwoman Stunt
10
November

Ruby Rose Was Almost Paralyzed by a Batwoman Stunt

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

-Welcome back, welcome back. “Batwoman.” -Yeah. -It’s official. -Oh, it’s very official. It comes out — Last time, we were announcing it, and now it’s airing. But I feel like I saw you like a week ago. -I want to hear about this. I want to know — what did it feel like the first […]


I Got Surgery For My Balding

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– Now the robot stuff begins. – [Doctor] We’ll be doing robotic hair restoration for the hairline. – Whoa! By far the boldest thing I’ve ever done with my hair. It’s crazy, it’s just one day for me to just get over this thing that has been silently eating away at me for years. Oh […]


Inside Amy Schumer – Allergic to Nuts
23
October

Inside Amy Schumer – Allergic to Nuts

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Yeah, well, that’s why they call it charity work. Because it’s work. It’s work. Good evening, ladies. How are you doing tonight? Really awesome. So good. My name is Devon, I’ll be taking care of you. Start you off with anything to drink? Uh, water’s fine. Water’s perfect. Great, so we have a few specials […]


RENO 911! – Terry’s Tacos
21
October

RENO 911! – Terry’s Tacos

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[indistinct chatter on radio]Buenos noches,Pedro. – Hi, Terry. – ‘Hey, Terry.’ Whoo-whoo! (Jones) ‘You wanna know why we’re here?’ Why, is there a fight? – No, there’s not a fight yet. – Yeah, they… Terry we got a call that, uh ‘somebody, an employee here’ ‘was turnin’ tricks up on the roof.’ – No way. […]


Daniel Radcliffe Reacts to Harry Potter Memes
21
October

Daniel Radcliffe Reacts to Harry Potter Memes

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

-I was wondering if you ever see — If you go on the Internet or anything, you ever see a meme of yourself as a Harry Potter meme, and you go like, “That’s pretty funny?” -I have. I think, like, maybe, a couple over the years. but nothing that I can immediately remember. -I thought […]


Adventures in Cub Scouts
21
October

Adventures in Cub Scouts

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

So originally, I was gonna make a video talking about boy scouts, because I was a boyscout. But then as I was writing the script I thought about all the fun things I did as a cub scout. So here we are! Cub scouts is something you can do before you’re old enough to be […]


Tyler, The Creator Wears Boxers In Late Night’s Coldest Theater
18
October

Tyler, The Creator Wears Boxers In Late Night’s Coldest Theater

By Adem Lewis / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! ( PIANO RIFF ) I’M EXCITED ABOUT THIS. I’M EXCITED ABOUT THIS NEXT INTERVIEW, JON. THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.>>Jon: OH, YEAH.>>Stephen: BECAUSE OUR NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A CREATIVE POWERHOUSE FROM THE HIP-HOP WORLD WHO MAKES MUSIC, CLOTHING, AND A WHOLE LOT OF HEADLINES. PLEASE WELCOME TYLER THE CREATOR! ( CHEERS AND […]