You Know You are Dating an ITALIAN Man When…

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So, what’s your name? Alexandra Interesting name. And where are you from? I’m from Russia. So, I imagine you don’t speak Italian? Well, I studied it at school some time ago… Maybe we can practice it Let’s try You’re really beautiful and I spent really nice time with you… So I was wondering if we could go out another day and would you like to give me your mobile phone? Okay So, can you write it by your own because I don’t know how to type your name Thank you! I will call you soon Hello? Hello. I’m Alberto Alberto? So, would you like to go to the restaurant tonight? But who was he? Who was? What are you talking about? No, no — the man who gave you the number! The women are here and the men are here Separated with a high wall! Oh — hi beautiful! Would you like my number? I’m single! Oh, what’s happened? It hurts. I’m not sure if it is on the right or the left… Hey, how beautiful! Would you like I make a picture? But .. anyway, what do you.. think? Amore? Are you hungry? Yes – a little bit… Would you like something to eat? Maybe something quick.. yeah Ok, sure It’s ready! Hey, just something quick I make spaghetti tagliatelle focaccia crocantini formaggio caprese and of course — wine

22 thoughts on “You Know You are Dating an ITALIAN Man When…

  1. Me : idk grandma dating just isnt working out. (Age 15.) I think ill wait until im older.

    Grandma: (having married an italian) no, no thats not the problem. You dated an irish boy, you need to date a nice Italian man.

  2. Oh my goodness HAHAHA my "amore" is a full-blooded Italian and I therefore conclude that this is pretty accurate. 👏🤣

    NEVER EVER attempt to cook Italian food for an Italian man. Really. 🤦😄

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